Santa: Aaj Pahli Baar Meri Alaarm Ghadi Se Aak Khuli Banta: Vah Kaise? Santa: Meri Bivi Ne Use Mere Sir Par Fenk Mara
Mejar Ne Faujiyon Ko Dantate Hue Kaha 'Mujhe Report Mili Hai Ki Kal Raat Tum Logon Ne Khub Sharab Pikar Sadko Par Thela Khincha Aur Khub Dhama Chaukadi Machai?' Santa: Yah To Aap Hi Behtar Jante Hain Sar Kyonki Thele Par To Aap Hi Baithe The
Santa: Kal Mujhe 10 Logon Ne Pita Banta: Fir Tune Kya Kiya? Santa: Maine Kaha Salon Ek-Ek Karke Aao Banta: Fir? Santa: Fir Kya Salon Ne Ek-Ek Karke Dobara Pita
Santa: Sir Ke Sathsath Apne Kandho Par Bhi Shampu Laga Raha Tha Jito: Kandhon Pe Shampu Kyon Laga Rahe Ho? Santa: Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahin Hai 'Had And Sholder' Hai
Santa Markit Se Rikshe Par Ghar Aakar Rikshe Wale Se Bola: Kitne Paise? Rikshe Wala: 50 Rupaye Hue Sar Santa: Ye Lo 25 Rupaye Rikshe Wala: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Abe Kambakht Tu Bhi To Saath Baith Ke Aaya Hai
Jito: Aji Sunte Ho Ghar Men Namak Nahin Hai Dal Men Kya Dalun? Santa: Tere Men Dimag To Hai Hi Nahin Naya Colget Active Daal De Usmen Namak Hi Namak Hai Pagli